Wayne Brady: 50,072,587,425
Ryan Stiles: 11,113,372,791.5
Colin Mochrie: 3,012,399,040.5
Chip Esten: 2,004,047,000
Greg Proops: 1,001,122,117
Brad Sherwood: 1,071,980.5
Denny Segal: 1,059,560
Karen Maruyama: 1,004,450
Kathy Greenwood: 59,810
Stephen Colbert: 12,000
Kathy Griffin: 5,000
Ian Gomez: 4,000
Jeff Davis: 3,300
Josie Lawrence: 3000
Whoopi Goldberg: 2,500
Patrick Bristow: 1,000
Robin Williams: 1,000
Kathy Kinney: 50
Legend of Batman by my friend Peter. I want to say I was involved, but all I did was provide the Facebook wall for him to talk about this idea on.
Something to brighten up your Saturday night.
Yeah, so anyone planning to invade Russia. I give you one word of advice:
DON’T. JUST DON’T. YOU WILL REGRET IT.
Never start a land war in Asia or Russia.
Friends don’t let friends invade Russia in the winter.
patriotism raised to 40000%
(Source: unsubstantiatedrumors)
PRESS PLAY AND SING IT
DO NOT PRETEND YOU DON’T KNOW THE WORDS TO THIS
//reblog.
==> Hear first syllable
==> REBLOG AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT
me after hearing first word
CHILDHOOD. ♥
Flawless.
i know this song by heart even though i haven heard it in years eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
(Source: charoite)
hello friends,
i use man and dude as neutral terms of affection
and if that upsets any of you please tell me
and i will not do that
you know what the stupidest award is
perfect attendance
why should you be rewarded for having a superior immune system and never catching a virus okay it’s not exactly my fault that I’m not perfect and I gotta work it
where is my award for not murdering anyone all four years of high school since we’re giving out pointless awards here
mmmmmmmmmm yes
(Source: itsjustgeneva)